For anyone wondering if they have this issue (based on my personal experience - not JAMF Support) or want to adapt to your own purposes:
mdmclient Memory Usage:
#!/bin/bash
result=$(sudo top -o MEM -l 1 | awk '/mdmclient/ {print $8}')
echo "<result>$result</result>"
ManagedClient Memory Usage:
#!/bin/bash
result=$(sudo top -o MEM -l 1 | awk '/ManagedClient/ {print $8}')
echo "<result>$result</result>"
MDM Installed Configuration Profiles from the client perspective as opposed to JAMF:
#!/bin/sh
results=$(/usr/libexec/mdmclient QueryInstalledProfiles | grep PayloadUUID | wc -l)
/bin/echo "<result>$results</result>"
not gonna lie though - this incident has taught me way more than I want to know about Apple MDM but it has been an overall net positive even if this has taken me down many dead end rabbit holes.
