immediately thought of this.

Not a joke, but to comment on Hugonaut's post. Every IT job that I have held I was verbally assaulted on the first day of the job by the Windows admins. Why are they so angry?

I work in an environment where I support both and I can say that Windows gives me far fewer headaches than having to support Apple devices!

Apple is clearly not an imminent threat to Microsoft's Windows. Microsoft is perfectly capable of ruining Windows' appeal without outside help.

I have this quote on my wall so the PC techs can see it.