[Offtopic] Your best Mac vs. Windows jokes

[Merdiation]

Hey guys,

I just wanted to start this discussion to collect some of the best jokes/memes, to counter our obsessed Windows users.
Feel free to add any good gag you know :D

[Hugonaut]

immediately thought of this.

[SCADtom]

Not a joke, but to comment on Hugonaut's post. Every IT job that I have held I was verbally assaulted on the first day of the job by the Windows admins. Why are they so angry?

[allanp81]

I work in an environment where I support both and I can say that Windows gives me far fewer headaches than having to support Apple devices!

[tdclark]

Apple is clearly not an imminent threat to Microsoft's Windows. Microsoft is perfectly capable of ruining Windows' appeal without outside help.

I have this quote on my wall so the PC techs can see it.